My life would make a great comedy movie

I make the strangest mistakes that amuses friends, family and strangers. I once wrote there were 357 days in a leap year having switched the 6 and the 5 around and adding one.

On rainy days I would be running late and slip over, twice, as I try to get up.

I am hopeless at sewing but insist on making things that people wouldn't be caught at home by themselves in.

The movie would be more hilarious than that book, Life According to Garp.


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